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description: "Chinese men are all fucking investment geniuses.Before even turning 30, they dare to go all in with their family's entire savings, taking out loans to buy a house and car plus a 388,000 yuan bride price, going all in with full position and leverage on a woman they barely know.As long as you sacrifice yourself thoroughly enough and your parents suffer enough, you think you've won love. Marrying a wife to bring honor to your ancestors, that's some real fucking Chinese romance.Essentially, this is spending money to invite an ancestor back home to worship. The only difference is, the old ancestors can bless you, but this little ancestor might blow up your account at any moment."
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author: "[浩浩小课堂](https://longbridge.com/en/profiles/19784218.md)"
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# Chinese men are all fucking investment geniuses.Be…