--- type: "Topics" locale: "en" url: "https://longbridge.com/en/topics/39459014.md" description: "$Tesla(TSLA.US) Judging from the current ceasefire conditions proposed by the US and Iran respectively, the so-called negotiations are just talking nonsense 😂 Trump might as well tell the Iranians, 'As long as you cooperate, I'll take you stock trading to get rich later, we'll all make money together' - that would be more practical 🤣" datetime: "2026-03-23T14:48:03.000Z" locales: - [en](https://longbridge.com/en/topics/39459014.md) - [zh-CN](https://longbridge.com/zh-CN/topics/39459014.md) - [zh-HK](https://longbridge.com/zh-HK/topics/39459014.md) author: "[Chris Wu](https://longbridge.com/en/profiles/14082682.md)" --- # $Tesla(TSLA.US) Judging from the current ceasefire… ### Related Stocks - [TSLA.US](https://longbridge.com/en/quote/TSLA.US.md) ## Comments (8) - **涨辣 · 2026-03-23T15:28:17.000Z**: The five-day period is just Trump's verbal statement; Iran hasn't spoken yet. Right now, Iran holds the initiative. Also, the purpose of Trump, this tsundere jerk, is to give five days for Europe and East Asia to coax Iran into cleanly opening the Strait. One of the conditions is to allow various co - **Chris Wu** (2026-03-23T15:50:48.000Z): It seems Iran doesn't even have a unified leader now. I believe Trump is negotiating with some Iranian guy, but who knows if this person has the final say. Also, it feels like Middle Eastern religious - **脆皮大学牲 · 2026-03-23T15:05:55.000Z**: The original plan was to add to the position at the market open today. In theory, the intraday price should have broken through 360 and continued to decline, possibly with a pull-up before the close. But Trump stirred things up again—a pure accident, nothing to be done about it ☹️ - **Chris Wu** (2026-03-23T15:23:23.000Z): I also plan to continue adding to my position tonight, the orders are all set😂 I transferred all my other positions to Tesla last Friday, Trump's way of doing things makes it too difficult to play. - **脆皮大学牲** (2026-03-23T15:27:52.000Z): This time, there's no need for reflection; it's an unexpected event. I think the reasoning was sound. It's highly likely that there would be panic selling at the open, so adding around 351 was very re - **Chris Wu** (2026-03-23T15:41:35.000Z): Actually, there's really not much to analyze about Trump being in office. There are several different pieces of news every day, and no one knows how it will end. To put it bluntly, everyone is just ga