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description: "You thought the US and Iran were at it again, but it was actually Master Trump opening a short position; you thought the US and Iran weren't fighting, but it was actually Master Trump turning around and going long.Since this financial market has been continuously expanding, with more and more water in the reservoir, everyone has their eyes on this piece of fat meat.Some genius thought of it: although war makes money, it also costs a lot, so it's better to play small and fake offline and make real money online.Although it's an ugly way to eat, future generations will enjoy the benefits, following the same script as the descendants of the Manchu Eight Banners.You laugh at him for manipulating the stock market and bankrupting national faith, he laughs at you for never earning in a lifetime as much as he does drawing K-lines in a day."
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# You thought the US and Iran were at it again, but …


## Comments (23)

- **做个快乐老头 · 2026-04-24T01:39:19.000Z**: The financial market is just a huge insider trading game.
- **飞翔人生 · 2026-04-24T01:17:30.000Z**: Bro, this picture plus this summary is so awesome👍
- **大a韭菜勇闯美股 · 2026-04-24T01:07:02.000Z**: Huang Mao said that Pelosi used insider information to buy and sell in advance, with a return rate over decades that is even higher than Warren Buffett's, and that in the US, everyone from top to bottom trades stocks.
- **京城Z先生 · 2026-04-24T00:47:59.000Z · 👍 2**: Just focus on the main contradiction, watch what they do, not what they say.
- **Liora · 2026-04-22T02:47:03.000Z**: In this kind of market, the best strategy for us small retail investors is to buy good companies and then just hold (lie flat), laughing at the volatility.
- **WEI要加油 · 2026-04-22T02:46:10.000Z · 👍 6**: At least it's better than Pelosi and her crew making money secretly. Trump really wants to bring us along for the feast 😋
- **洒家特地来赚刀乐 · 2026-04-22T02:38:32.000Z**: Image
- **保持平和 · 2026-04-22T02:23:48.000Z**: Making money, nothing shameful about it.
- **金坛张学友 · 2026-04-22T01:44:23.000Z**: When it comes to stock market manipulation, the grandmasters of the A-share market are truly second to none.
- **回本好难 · 2026-04-22T01:43:24.000Z**: I knew it. Old Trump said something yesterday, and I didn't expect the U.S. stock market to rebound so quickly the past couple of days. I knew he was getting ready to short.
- **对我叫何祥 · 2026-04-22T01:38:04.000Z**: So awesome
- **Don't starve Together · 2026-04-22T01:34:25.000Z · 👍 1**: Not even pretending
- **建建哥 · 2026-04-22T01:33:41.000Z**: Nice picture.
- **海阔天峰 · 2026-04-22T01:30:55.000Z · 👍 1**: Yeah, businesspeople who can operate at this level are hardly kind-hearted.Without the means, you'll fall halfway. Those rumors circulating aren't unfounded.
- **石来运转 · 2026-04-22T01:28:16.000Z**: Insightful
- **人皆寻梦 · 2026-04-22T01:27:49.000Z**: The picture is hilarious/spot-on.
- **秋风起 · 2026-04-22T01:27:42.000Z**: Suddenly thought of a terrifying question: could it be that all previous presidents did the same? It's just that Trump laid his cards on the table.
  - **京城Z先生** (2026-04-22T01:30:33.000Z): There are those who position themselves in advance based on insider policy information, like Pelosi, but playing like this is the first in history.
  - **秋风起** (2026-04-22T02:14:34.000Z): That shows Trump is still pretty good, knowing to include us common folks in the game.
- **nnnnhai · 2026-04-22T01:26:45.000Z · 👍 3**: Bro, why am I at the bottom! I want to be on top too!!!
  - **秋风起** (2026-04-22T01:28:21.000Z): The ones below can live for over 100 years, while the ones above can live for at most 20 years.
  - **京城Z先生** (2026-04-22T01:29:07.000Z): Master Trump is very straightforward. Want to hear insider information? Just buy a ticket to Mar-a-Lago, DJT!