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# $Meta Platforms(META.US)I didn't buy you, but I th…


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## Comments (2)

- **天爱 · 2026-04-29T21:51:46.000Z**: This is hilarious
  - **瓜迪奥拉的交易员** (2026-04-29T21:56:18.000Z): It's been almost a year since it was nearly $800 a share, and it's still the same. Don't say you're laughing so hard your stomach hurts, I'm getting a stomachache just looking at it.