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# $Microsoft(MSFT.US) is trash, can't even beat Goog…


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## Comments (3)

- **洒家特地来赚刀乐 · 2026-04-30T10:20:09.000Z · 👍 1**: Naive investor🥬
- **炒股养猫 · 2026-04-30T10:00:19.000Z · 👍 1**: The yield says it all😁