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# Tell a joke, opportunity cost. This joke actually …


### Related Stocks

- [UNH.US](https://longbridge.com/en/quote/UNH.US.md)
- [ADT.US](https://longbridge.com/en/quote/ADT.US.md)

## Comments (23)

- **lexUZ6 · 2026-05-13T00:49:38.000Z**: Dusk witnesses the faithful
- **齊天弼馬溫 · 2026-05-12T18:47:45.000Z**: Stop scolding me😭
- **波奇酱 · 2026-05-12T18:44:50.000Z**: Slow is fast🥰
- **经年知风 · 2026-05-12T18:10:44.000Z · 👍 4**: Microsoft is being heavily criticized right now, this is my chance to seize the opportunity. 😂
- **股魔大霍 · 2026-05-12T18:00:06.000Z**: Indeed, but if a person could overcome all weaknesses, they wouldn't be human anymore. Most people can't hold on.😇😅
  - **股魔大霍** (2026-05-12T18:02:05.000Z): It's just that all the options on UNH are dead, except for those issued this year. I have a problem, I'm still not a stock wizard.
  - **喜好种田** (2026-05-13T00:19:13.000Z): Lost 200,000 on options, still holding the underlying stock until now.
- **恭喜发财999999999 · 2026-05-12T17:57:50.000Z**: I have ADT August $9 call options with a cost of 0.25
- **海龍王彼得 · 2026-05-12T17:51:29.000Z · 👍 3**: At the moment of making a choice, only the options that align with one's own cognition and capabilities constitute opportunity costs. Being honest with oneself is the only way to truly know what the opportunity costs are. Buffett is quite impressive in this regard.
- **艾萨克·牛顿 · 2026-05-12T17:51:04.000Z · 👍 2**: The premise of opportunity cost is understanding other things worth buying.
- **リムル · 2026-05-12T17:50:41.000Z · 👍 1**: Silently holding clf tight
- **幸运币 · 2026-05-12T17:44:47.000Z · 👍 6**: 🤡It's really reached 400 after 260, I forgot after selling at 354, running around everywhere, but the return isn't as good as buying it back, totally absurd
- **韩跑跑的交易员Luka · 2026-05-12T17:37:58.000Z · 👍 2**: The spring for old-timer stocks will come, adt
- **长桥大道无形 · 2026-05-12T17:37:47.000Z · 👍 2**: Cola, don't make too much money, kid.
- **神威天将军 · 2026-05-12T17:37:29.000Z · 👍 2**: It's still the old man's stocks that can be held. It actually hit a new high😲
- **APTAPT · 2026-05-12T17:36:53.000Z · 👍 3**: What retail investors have the most of, and what is the least valuable, is time. 😂
  - **奇迹的交易员cola** (2026-05-12T17:38:07.000Z): I didn't even want to talk about it later, the comment section was full of people cursing and complaining, everyone watching it go bankrupt😅
  - **只是个韭菜啊** (2026-05-12T17:42:17.000Z): Only when everyone sees bankruptcy is it truly the bottom🌚
  - **神威天将军** (2026-05-12T17:57:10.000Z): No US government has ever been able to take on the medical giants ╮(╯▽╰)╭
- **丁淞泊 · 2026-05-12T17:36:40.000Z · 👍 2**: Still holding, still holding, never gave up
- **哇为用户 · 2026-05-12T17:34:51.000Z · 👍 2**: UNH has already reached 400 before I knew it.
- **長野原烟花店交易员 · 2026-05-12T17:34:39.000Z · 👍 6**: Even if you really buy a ten-bagger, you can't hold onto it 😃Only Lao Kang can hold it steady.


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