--- title: "This 2026 Market Mashup is Absurd, and Here's Why" type: "News" locale: "en" url: "https://longbridge.com/en/news/293012899.md" description: "From General Dynamics fumbling artillery shells to General Mills recalling glass-filled pastries, this disjointed basket of ten entities perfectly highlights the chaotic and fragmented reality of the 2026 market." datetime: "2026-07-17T09:12:42.000Z" locales: - [zh-CN](https://longbridge.com/zh-CN/news/293012899.md) - [en](https://longbridge.com/en/news/293012899.md) - [zh-HK](https://longbridge.com/zh-HK/news/293012899.md) --- # This 2026 Market Mashup is Absurd, and Here's Why If you threw defense contractors, an AI battery startup, a credit scoring monopoly, and a cereal maker into a single portfolio, you would think this is stupid and here's why. Yet, this is exactly the kind of schizophrenic reality we are dealing with in 2026. Capital is desperately seeking safe harbors while simultaneously trying not to miss the next hyped macroeconomic train. Let's start with the heavy metal. **General Dynamics (GD.US)** pulled in USD 13.5B in total revenue for the first quarter of 2026. Sounds great, right? But come on, a new plant in Texas is failing to produce basic 155mm shell components while politicians are literally yelling at you to speed up? Why aren't you moving faster? In contrast, Brazil's **Embraer (EMBJ.US)** is actually delivering. Francisco and his team have built a record USD 32B backlog and are handing over C-390 military transport jets to Europe. Keep it up. Then we have the hype riders. **SES AI Corporation (SES.US)** managed to eke out USD 6.7M in Q1 revenue and narrow its losses, but now they are facing a law firm investigation over potential fiduciary duty breaches. So much for the AI battery revolution. Good luck with that. Meanwhile, the financial plumbing guys are quietly printing money. **Fair Isaac (FICO.US)** continues to ride its absolute monopoly on credit scoring. And **Cboe Global Markets (CBOE.US)**? They are unabashedly feeding the retail casino by extending trading hours for Magnificent Seven options. It paid off—they logged a 29% revenue jump in Q1 thanks to volatility spikes. In the corporate drama department, **Brown & Brown (BRO.US)** had to secure a restraining order against rival Howden just to stop a massive poaching war that has already cost them USD 31M in annualized revenue. Get your house in order, Powell. The consumer sector isn't faring much better. **Under Armour (UAA.US)** is undergoing yet another "sports reset" following a dip in recent revenues. Sure, insiders are buying up shares lately to push the momentum, but I need to see actual execution. As for **General Mills (GIS.US)**, they are rolling out a USD 3B cost-cutting plan while simultaneously recalling roughly 736,000 Pillsbury crescent rolls because they might contain glass. Are you kidding me? Rounding out this bizarre group is the **First Trust NASDAQ Clean Edge Smart Grid Infrastructure Index Fund (GRID.US)**, which is at least riding the secular trend of grid modernization, and **PS International Group (PSIG.US)**, which has been completely asleep at the wheel in recent news cycles. This whole group looks like the disjointed madness we saw right before the dot-com bubble burst. My view is simple: stick to the fundamentals, and don't buy into the noise. _This article does not constitute investment advice._ ### Related Stocks - [GD.US](https://longbridge.com/en/quote/GD.US.md) - [EMBJ.US](https://longbridge.com/en/quote/EMBJ.US.md) - [SES.US](https://longbridge.com/en/quote/SES.US.md) - [FICO.US](https://longbridge.com/en/quote/FICO.US.md) - [CBOE.US](https://longbridge.com/en/quote/CBOE.US.md) - [BRO.US](https://longbridge.com/en/quote/BRO.US.md) - [UAA.US](https://longbridge.com/en/quote/UAA.US.md) - [GIS.US](https://longbridge.com/en/quote/GIS.US.md) - [PSIG.US](https://longbridge.com/en/quote/PSIG.US.md) ## Related News & Research - [General Mills BDRs to undergo 3-for-1 stock split on Aug. 10, 2026](https://longbridge.com/en/news/293496385.md) - [Fair Isaac Corporation $FICO Stock Position Reduced by Bank of New York Mellon Corp](https://longbridge.com/en/news/293177009.md) - [SES AI addresses NYSE noncompliance with share price](https://longbridge.com/en/news/293226751.md) - [Brown & Brown (BRO) Rebounds, But Is Its Valuation Story Already Priced In?](https://longbridge.com/en/news/293103650.md) - [BMV halts AXQM ETF on SIC Capitales after Cboe Europe suspension ahead of fund liquidation](https://longbridge.com/en/news/293627537.md)