The God of Gamblers I see is:

Reckless like Guan Yu, cowardly like Liu Shan

(When you should have added, you didn't; instead, when trying to bottom-fish, you acted impulsively and bought blindly, getting stuck at the peak)

Vulgar like Zhang Fei, arrogant like Xu You,

(Low education and poor pronunciation, yet insisting you are well-read and knowledgeable in ancient and modern times)

Inept like Jiang Gan, mean like Mi Heng,

(Community friends advise you, help you analyze, but you mock them ruthlessly, remain closed-minded and self-righteous, ending up with huge losses)

Unlucky like Yuan Benchu, fickle like a three-surname slave

(Trading garbage stocks back and forth, selling only to buy again, buying only to sell again, finally exiting with total losses)