<div id="readability-page-1"><div><p>The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit.</p><p>Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week’s great tweets, threads and other posts from women, and then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.</p><p>Sign up for our Funniest Tweets of the Week newsletter here.</p><p><em>Like this article? Keep independent journalism alive. 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She will stay with my brother, who was always her favourite.</p><p>— Mitchelle Karoro (@KaroroMitchelle) February 26, 2026</p></blockquote></div><div><blockquote><p>Bummer you couldn’t make it last night! We all got together and talked about the hidden part of you that is worthless and unloveable, how we’ve all finally noticed it and now we’re slowly distancing ourselves from you. We did karaoke too</p><p>— tabitha arnold (@thetolerantweft) February 24, 2026</p></blockquote></div><div><blockquote><p>I have lived next to the same guy for 3 years. Thought his name was Steve. I call him Steve. His name is Steve in my phone. l've been to his apartment.<br/>We've had dinner.<br/>His name is Brian. His dog is Steve.</p><p>— 5.🪐 (@luvhuss) February 21, 2026</p></blockquote></div><div><blockquote><p>ok honestly yeah thank god for that pic.twitter.com/orJqdWIwwD</p><p>— sierra (@sierralayko) February 21, 2026</p></blockquote></div><div><blockquote><p>“women’s worst fear is late marriage” mine is being on Jeopardy and the person Ken talks to before me has the most hilarious, quirky story and mine is mediocre</p><p>— fat dennings (@sappharine) February 24, 2026</p></blockquote></div><div><blockquote><p>lying to my doctor when she asks if ive been sexually active lately by saying yes so she doesn’t think im a lame</p><p>— sarah (@sandwichlover7) February 21, 2026</p></blockquote></div><div><blockquote><p>going to start sending these out to people without any context. nothing inside, no return address pic.twitter.com/I8GLPg2vnW</p><p>— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) February 25, 2026</p></blockquote></div><div><blockquote><div><p>Me: I killed my uncle</p><p>ChatGPT: That’s fine — You were in survival mode.</p></div><p>— ni (@556god) February 24, 2026</p></blockquote></div><div><blockquote><p>my husband was hyper intently watching me eat my breakfast burrito and I was like “oh haha why are you staring at me? do I look cute eating” and he goes “no I’m just terrified you’re going to spill on the couch”</p><p>— dana donnelly (@danadonnelly) February 24, 2026</p></blockquote></div><div><blockquote><p>an actual text from my 28 year old boyfriend pic.twitter.com/no4uA1MZaf</p><p>— maybe: clare (@clur19) February 26, 2026</p></blockquote></div><div><blockquote><p>living with a french partner means if more than two lights are on at once i immediately hear “c’est pas versailles ici”</p><p>— kate (@whoiskatrin) February 26, 2026</p></blockquote></div><div><blockquote><p>Men be like I don’t have time for a relationship then watch a 50 minute youtube documentary on salt</p><p>— لا حولَ (@Idgafwarvet) February 26, 2026</p></blockquote></div><div><blockquote><p>i bet it felt so good to yell HEAR YE HEAR YE in the town square</p><p>— via (@atrophicbtrfly) February 26, 2026</p></blockquote></div><div><blockquote><p>Obsessed with this kid sitting next to me on the train who has been holding a steadily melting snowball ever since he got on.</p><p>— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) February 26, 2026</p></blockquote></div><div><blockquote><p>looked up alyssa liu’s insta and this showed up instead 😭 this is so funny pic.twitter.com/YaD48PZIth</p><p>— Ginger Owl 🦉 (@owlginger7) February 22, 2026</p></blockquote></div><div><blockquote><p>sometimes the cameo in your dream is soooo niche like who even are you</p><p>— re: emma (@evemmore) February 21, 2026</p></blockquote></div><div><blockquote><p>next rage bait idea: like your own texts in an argument</p><p>— ebby ⁎⁺˳✧༚ (@luvshqrks) February 25, 2026</p></blockquote></div><figure><div><div><p><img 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was celebrating my new home..</p><p>my dad’s morning message: pic.twitter.com/RErel0tJm2</p></div><p>— ashley (@ashIyne) February 21, 2026</p></blockquote></div><div><blockquote><p>If you're having a bad day, just remember that someone is working for your old manager right now.</p><p>— Nithya Shri (@Nithya_Shrii) February 23, 2026</p></blockquote></div><div><blockquote><p>one time i went on a first date with a guy who was 6’7 and he was waiting for me outside the bar and I handed him my ID because I thought he was the bouncer</p><p>— trash jones (@jzux) February 24, 2026</p></blockquote></div><div><blockquote><p>what if i donate my body to science and they go like &#34;wow, we can’t use this&#34;</p><p>— ravn (@mfnravn) February 23, 2026</p></blockquote></div><div><blockquote><p>Gonna start handing my husband a little stuffed animal when he loses an argument.</p><p>— your other mom (@difficultpatty) February 22, 2026</p></blockquote></div><div><blockquote><p>I’m just a girl standing in front of a Tuesday, asking it to be Friday</p><p>— kayy✈️ (@KoenaMokoenaaa) February 24, 2026</p></blockquote></div><div><blockquote><p>I’m dating so that I can go on buses I’ve never tried before</p><p>— delusional girl❤️🔥 (@roobytrap) February 24, 2026</p></blockquote></div><h3>Related...</h3><ul><li>The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week</li><li>The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week</li><li>The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week</li></ul><p><strong>Read the original on HuffPost</strong></p></div></div>

<p>This week's roundup from HuffPost Women features a collection of humorous tweets and posts from women, showcasing their wit and humor. Highlights include funny anecdotes about family, relationships, and everyday life, such as a woman joking about her mom's living situation and another about misidentifying a neighbor. The compilation aims to bring laughter and joy, encouraging readers to visit the Funniest Tweets From Women page for more. Readers can also sign up for the Funniest Tweets of the Week newsletter to stay updated.</p>

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