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Aug 10 at 03:46 PM

Be Barrons:

- Wants to write about optical supply supply chains like $Applied Optoelectronics(AAOI.US)

- Hiring DPT: who needs engineers to write about this something this simple? Let’s find underpaid political philosophy backgrounds.

- proceeds to find a new hire from nonprofit communication consulting

- first day on job: gets paid to model revenue ramp/margins projections, CW laser bottlenecks, internal capacity

- New hire: “I don’t understand this sht”, “looks like a memestock”

Barrons: “Memestock? looks like our next article, I don’t understand either”.

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