Be Barrons:
- Wants to write about optical supply supply chains like $Applied Optoelectronics(AAOI.US)- Hiring DPT: who needs engineers to write about this something this simple? Let’s find underpaid political philosophy backgrounds.- proceeds to find a new hire from nonprofit communication consulting- first day on job: gets paid to model revenue ramp/margins projections, CW laser bottlenecks, internal capacity- New hire: “I don’t understand this sht”, “looks like a memestock”Barrons: “Memestock? looks like our next article, I don’t understand either”.

















