$Tesla(TSLA.US) Let's entertain everyone with Dayo Wong's classic review~

Rebound buffet, don't overeat; dream valuation, cheating won't get you high scores!

If you're pretty, no need to pretend; if you pretend, you're not pretty~

Love, talking is useless—just buy.

But love is just like stocks—it keeps rising until you get it, then it turns around and leaves~

Still dare to throw a party and pop champagne?

Not afraid of wasting the fish, the chicken, and even the dog.

The one you love won't rise; the one you don't love won't stop rising~

But, but, Tesla, Elon Musk, makeup turns into disguise—that's what PR is~