My wife brought back a big piece of gossip last night: her former colleague is clamoring to get a divorce.

My wife didn't understand: "Your husband is young, rich, and handsome, with a monthly salary of 80,000 and an annual income of a million. With a setup like that, why on earth are you getting a divorce?"

The former colleague sighed: "He's great in every way, except he's too lazy. He comes home and acts like a lord, doing nothing. My best friend saw it and shook her head, urging me every day to cut my losses and leave quickly."

After hearing this, my wife sneered: "You say he's lazy, that's indeed a flaw; but your best friend urging you to leave, that's probably her 'strength'.

Remember, guard against fire, theft, and best friends. Don't wait until after the divorce to find that 'lazybones' is diligently making breakfast for your ex-best friend."