互联网的女性总是以她们聪明而简洁的机智为我们的日子增添光彩。
每周，HuffPost Women 汇总她们幽默的思考。浏览本周来自女性的精彩推文、讨论串和其他帖子，然后访问我们的 “女性最搞笑推文” 页面查看过去的汇总。
在这里注册我们的每周最搞笑推文通讯。
喜欢这篇文章吗？支持独立新闻事业。支持 HuffPost.
<img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/AmaDx3z6.F2sUl6pgZrKqg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zNDM-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/8f243b962200818dee41dd814f7c14f2?x-oss-process=image/auto-orient,1/interlace,1/resize,w_1440,h_1440/quality,q_95/format,jpg" alt="" original-src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/AmaDx3z6.F2sUl6pgZrKqg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zNDM-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/8f243b962200818dee41dd814f7c14f2"/>
princxsstoxic/Threads
<img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/ihwIdFWSCwN.AIoinfD4zA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zNDQ-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/59ca21ce2d09fadbdb540b1c0e06c095?x-oss-process=image/auto-orient,1/interlace,1/resize,w_1440,h_1440/quality,q_95/format,jpg" alt="" original-src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/ihwIdFWSCwN.AIoinfD4zA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zNDQ-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/59ca21ce2d09fadbdb540b1c0e06c095"/>
rosebudbaker/Threads
<img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/uCbIvoEycm9TOZ3eij_MHw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zMDU-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/c2c726a046c99ee0340c2e9350b5118d?x-oss-process=image/auto-orient,1/interlace,1/resize,w_1440,h_1440/quality,q_95/format,jpg" alt="" original-src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/uCbIvoEycm9TOZ3eij_MHw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zMDU-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/c2c726a046c99ee0340c2e9350b5118d"/>
tayflemm/Threads
<img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/rvsClmdo3fnQVRmEFj9otw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zMzc-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/686340f019a9f523d69c50a6230cdc83?x-oss-process=image/auto-orient,1/interlace,1/resize,w_1440,h_1440/quality,q_95/format,jpg" alt="" original-src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/rvsClmdo3fnQVRmEFj9otw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zMzc-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/686340f019a9f523d69c50a6230cdc83"/>
dani.b_onelove/Threads
<img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/W47lu8pE5gSWKwEl0tj7Bg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zNjI-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/d4bc67afdb7551d4c9cd7fc76a8673dd?x-oss-process=image/auto-orient,1/interlace,1/resize,w_1440,h_1440/quality,q_95/format,jpg" alt="" original-src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/W47lu8pE5gSWKwEl0tj7Bg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zNjI-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/d4bc67afdb7551d4c9cd7fc76a8673dd"/>
the_celtic_ailurophile/Threads
<img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/s67OcxsDMyrnrACKXfOEGw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD00MjM-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/5c589d39e33a0e0c38bad1a49ba8096f?x-oss-process=image/auto-orient,1/interlace,1/resize,w_1440,h_1440/quality,q_95/format,jpg" alt="" original-src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/s67OcxsDMyrnrACKXfOEGw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD00MjM-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/5c589d39e33a0e0c38bad1a49ba8096f"/>
hannaparentcomedy/Threads
<img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/82vkpwNssxxHXfemAXTBYw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTI1OQ--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/c6a5495858d62b4eeddcea72b142fbce?x-oss-process=image/auto-orient,1/interlace,1/resize,w_1440,h_1440/quality,q_95/format,jpg" alt="" original-src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/82vkpwNssxxHXfemAXTBYw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTI1OQ--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/c6a5495858d62b4eeddcea72b142fbce"/>
jess_cavers/Threads
<blockquote>
在一本书中遇到了 ‘stot’ 这个词，不知道是什么意思，于是查了一下，定义是 ‘另一个词是 pronk。’ 我是在中风吗？
— robyn 👼 (@apocryphaI) 2026 年 2 月 23 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
我绝不会把我妈妈送到养老院。她会和我哥哥住在一起，他一直是她最喜欢的。
— Mitchelle Karoro (@KaroroMitchelle) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
真遗憾你昨晚没能来！我们聚在一起谈论你那部分无价值和不可爱的隐藏面，我们终于注意到了它，现在我们正在慢慢与你保持距离。我们还唱了卡拉 OK。
— tabitha arnold (@thetolerantweft) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
我和同一个家伙住了三年。以为他的名字是 Steve。我叫他 Steve。他的名字在我手机里是 Steve。我去过他的公寓。
我们一起吃过晚餐。
他的名字是 Brian。他的狗叫 Steve。
— 5.🪐 (@luvhuss) 2026 年 2 月 21 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
好吧，老实说，感谢那张照片 pic.twitter.com/orJqdWIwwD
— sierra (@sierralayko) 2026 年 2 月 21 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
“女性最害怕的就是晚婚。” 我最害怕的是在《危险边缘》节目中，Ken 在我之前和一个人交谈，他有一个最搞笑、最古怪的故事，而我的故事却平平无奇。
— fat dennings (@sappharine) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
当我的医生问我最近是否有过性行为时，我撒谎说有，这样她就不会觉得我很无聊。
— sarah (@sandwichlover7) 2026 年 2 月 21 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
我打算开始把这些寄给人们，而不提供任何上下文。里面什么都没有，没有回邮地址 pic.twitter.com/I8GLPg2vnW
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) 2026 年 2 月 25 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
我：我杀了我的叔叔。
ChatGPT：没关系——你当时处于生存模式。
— ni (@556god) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
我老公专注地看着我吃早餐卷饼，我问：“哦哈哈，你为什么盯着我？我吃东西看起来可爱吗？” 他回答：“不，我只是害怕你会把东西洒在沙发上。”
— dana donnelly (@danadonnelly) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
我 28 岁的男朋友发来的实际短信 pic.twitter.com/no4uA1MZaf
— maybe: clare (@clur19) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
和一个法国伴侣生活意味着如果同时开着两个以上的灯，我立刻会听到 “c’est pas versailles ici”。
— kate (@whoiskatrin) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
男人们总是说我没有时间谈恋爱，然后却看着一部 50 分钟的关于盐的 YouTube 纪录片。
— لا حولَ (@Idgafwarvet) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
我敢打赌在城镇广场大喊 “听啊听啊” 一定感觉很好。
— via (@atrophicbtrfly) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
我迷上了坐在我旁边的这个小孩，他自上车以来一直握着一个不断融化的雪球。
— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
查了一下 alyssa liu 的 Instagram，结果却出现了这个 😭 这太搞笑了 pic.twitter.com/YaD48PZIth
— Ginger Owl 🦉 (@owlginger7) 2026 年 2 月 22 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
有时候你梦中的客串角色是如此小众，像是谁啊。
— re: emma (@evemmore) 2026 年 2 月 21 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
下一个愤怒诱饵的想法：在争论中给自己的短信点赞。
— ebby ⁎⁺˳✧༚ (@luvshqrks) 2026 年 2 月 25 日
</blockquote>
<img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/S.w9F6etRFJtIahE9OLddA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTI4MA--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/3104e5f23cdd8aae7efefb0bb56bb4b0?x-oss-process=image/auto-orient,1/interlace,1/resize,w_1440,h_1440/quality,q_95/format,jpg" alt="" original-src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/S.w9F6etRFJtIahE9OLddA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTI4MA--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/3104e5f23cdd8aae7efefb0bb56bb4b0"/>
kaitlinkallee/Threads
<img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/GE1wwWhCh4tLIiGxM0fC9g--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zMzY-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/287dd379462523bb2775ba6f04ba72e1?x-oss-process=image/auto-orient,1/interlace,1/resize,w_1440,h_1440/quality,q_95/format,jpg" alt="" original-src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/GE1wwWhCh4tLIiGxM0fC9g--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zMzY-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/287dd379462523bb2775ba6f04ba72e1"/>
anacrazia/Threads
<img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/ezxLYXUt9nNAoqe9OI1ECw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zNDc-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/2dc66142df670520820025d971e3db09?x-oss-process=image/auto-orient,1/interlace,1/resize,w_1440,h_1440/quality,q_95/format,jpg" alt="" original-src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/ezxLYXUt9nNAoqe9OI1ECw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zNDc-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/2dc66142df670520820025d971e3db09"/>
msburksii/Threads
<img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/Ng4mzkU4nL.q7A6oVCSzkQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zMDI-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/01f02eb8b1ace891802f5728ae738f7a?x-oss-process=image/auto-orient,1/interlace,1/resize,w_1440,h_1440/quality,q_95/format,jpg" alt="" original-src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/Ng4mzkU4nL.q7A6oVCSzkQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zMDI-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/01f02eb8b1ace891802f5728ae738f7a"/>
stephanielaflora/Threads
<img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/G_ukOZ1MGdHLcrBZCNtx8w--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zODQ-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/04f3848234c5553d4609de6c24252ffc?x-oss-process=image/auto-orient,1/interlace,1/resize,w_1440,h_1440/quality,q_95/format,jpg" alt="" original-src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/G_ukOZ1MGdHLcrBZCNtx8w--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zODQ-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/04f3848234c5553d4609de6c24252ffc"/>
craftymichellebelle/Threads
<img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/svP9xlYRfxXJ2iNoZdCg3Q--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zNDI-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/6ed72dd4584e6c82fec034eb61c0bfbe?x-oss-process=image/auto-orient,1/interlace,1/resize,w_1440,h_1440/quality,q_95/format,jpg" alt="" original-src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/svP9xlYRfxXJ2iNoZdCg3Q--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zNDI-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/6ed72dd4584e6c82fec034eb61c0bfbe"/>
hannahownes/Threads
<blockquote>
昨天我哥哥去参加派对，而我在庆祝我的新家..
我爸爸的早安信息：pic.twitter.com/RErel0tJm2
— ashley (@ashIyne) 2026 年 2 月 21 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
如果你今天过得不好，请记住，有人正在为你以前的经理工作。
— Nithya Shri (@Nithya_Shrii) 2026 年 2 月 23 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
有一次我和一个身高 6 尺 7 寸的男孩第一次约会，他在酒吧外等我，我把我的身份证递给他，因为我以为他是保安。
— trash jones (@jzux) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
如果我把我的身体捐给科学，他们会说 “哇，我们不能用这个” 怎么办？
— ravn (@mfnravn) 2026 年 2 月 23 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
我打算在我丈夫输掉争论时递给他一个小毛绒玩具。
— 你的另一个妈妈 (@difficultpatty) 2026 年 2 月 22 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
我只是一个女孩，站在星期二面前，恳求它变成星期五。
— kayy✈️ (@KoenaMokoenaaa) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
我在约会是为了能坐上我从未尝试过的公交车。
— delusional girl❤️🔥 (@roobytrap) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
</blockquote>
<h3>相关...</h3>
<ul>
<li>本周女性最搞笑的推文</li>
<li>本周女性最搞笑的推文</li>
<li>本周女性最搞笑的推文</li>
</ul>
在 HuffPost 上阅读原文

本周 HuffPost Women 的汇总展示了一系列女性幽默的推文和帖子，展现了她们的机智和幽默感。亮点包括关于家庭、关系和日常生活的搞笑轶事，比如一位女性开玩笑说她妈妈的居住情况，还有另一位关于误认邻居的趣事。这个汇编旨在带来欢笑和快乐，鼓励读者访问 “女性最搞笑推文” 页面以获取更多内容。读者还可以注册 “本周最搞笑推文” 通讯，以保持更新

The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit.
<div class="lb-trans">互联网的女性总是以她们聪明而简洁的机智为我们的日子增添光彩。
</div>Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week’s great tweets, threads and other posts from women, and then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.
<div class="lb-trans">每周，HuffPost Women 汇总她们幽默的思考。浏览本周来自女性的精彩推文、讨论串和其他帖子，然后访问我们的 “女性最搞笑推文” 页面查看过去的汇总。
</div>Sign up for our Funniest Tweets of the Week newsletter here.
<div class="lb-trans">在这里注册我们的每周最搞笑推文通讯。
</div>Like this article? Keep independent journalism alive. Support HuffPost.
<div class="lb-trans">喜欢这篇文章吗？支持独立新闻事业。支持 HuffPost.
</div><img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/AmaDx3z6.F2sUl6pgZrKqg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zNDM-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/8f243b962200818dee41dd814f7c14f2" alt="" original-src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/AmaDx3z6.F2sUl6pgZrKqg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zNDM-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/8f243b962200818dee41dd814f7c14f2"/>
princxsstoxic/Threads
<div class="lb-trans">princxsstoxic/Threads
</div><img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/ihwIdFWSCwN.AIoinfD4zA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zNDQ-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/59ca21ce2d09fadbdb540b1c0e06c095" alt="" original-src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/ihwIdFWSCwN.AIoinfD4zA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zNDQ-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/59ca21ce2d09fadbdb540b1c0e06c095"/>
rosebudbaker/Threads
<div class="lb-trans">rosebudbaker/Threads
</div><img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/uCbIvoEycm9TOZ3eij_MHw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zMDU-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/c2c726a046c99ee0340c2e9350b5118d" alt="" original-src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/uCbIvoEycm9TOZ3eij_MHw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zMDU-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/c2c726a046c99ee0340c2e9350b5118d"/>
tayflemm/Threads
<div class="lb-trans">tayflemm/Threads
</div><img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/rvsClmdo3fnQVRmEFj9otw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zMzc-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/686340f019a9f523d69c50a6230cdc83" alt="" original-src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/rvsClmdo3fnQVRmEFj9otw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zMzc-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/686340f019a9f523d69c50a6230cdc83"/>
dani.b_onelove/Threads
<div class="lb-trans">dani.b_onelove/Threads
</div><img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/W47lu8pE5gSWKwEl0tj7Bg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zNjI-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/d4bc67afdb7551d4c9cd7fc76a8673dd" alt="" original-src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/W47lu8pE5gSWKwEl0tj7Bg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zNjI-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/d4bc67afdb7551d4c9cd7fc76a8673dd"/>
the_celtic_ailurophile/Threads
<div class="lb-trans">the_celtic_ailurophile/Threads
</div><img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/s67OcxsDMyrnrACKXfOEGw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD00MjM-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/5c589d39e33a0e0c38bad1a49ba8096f" alt="" original-src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/s67OcxsDMyrnrACKXfOEGw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD00MjM-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/5c589d39e33a0e0c38bad1a49ba8096f"/>
hannaparentcomedy/Threads
<div class="lb-trans">hannaparentcomedy/Threads
</div><img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/82vkpwNssxxHXfemAXTBYw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTI1OQ--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/c6a5495858d62b4eeddcea72b142fbce" alt="" original-src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/82vkpwNssxxHXfemAXTBYw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTI1OQ--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/c6a5495858d62b4eeddcea72b142fbce"/>
jess_cavers/Threads
<div class="lb-trans">jess_cavers/Threads
</div><blockquote>
came across the word ‘stot’ in a book &amp; didn’t know what it meant so i looked it up and the definition said ‘another word for pronk.’ am i having a stroke?
— robyn 👼 (@apocryphaI) February 23, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
在一本书中遇到了 ‘stot’ 这个词，不知道是什么意思，于是查了一下，定义是 ‘另一个词是 pronk。’ 我是在中风吗？
— robyn 👼 (@apocryphaI) 2026 年 2 月 23 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
I would never send my mom to a nursing home. She will stay with my brother, who was always her favourite.
— Mitchelle Karoro (@KaroroMitchelle) February 26, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
我绝不会把我妈妈送到养老院。她会和我哥哥住在一起，他一直是她最喜欢的。
— Mitchelle Karoro (@KaroroMitchelle) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
Bummer you couldn’t make it last night! We all got together and talked about the hidden part of you that is worthless and unloveable, how we’ve all finally noticed it and now we’re slowly distancing ourselves from you. We did karaoke too
— tabitha arnold (@thetolerantweft) February 24, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
真遗憾你昨晚没能来！我们聚在一起谈论你那部分无价值和不可爱的隐藏面，我们终于注意到了它，现在我们正在慢慢与你保持距离。我们还唱了卡拉 OK。
— tabitha arnold (@thetolerantweft) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
I have lived next to the same guy for 3 years. Thought his name was Steve. I call him Steve. His name is Steve in my phone. l've been to his apartment.
We've had dinner.
His name is Brian. His dog is Steve.
— 5.🪐 (@luvhuss) February 21, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
我和同一个家伙住了三年。以为他的名字是 Steve。我叫他 Steve。他的名字在我手机里是 Steve。我去过他的公寓。
我们一起吃过晚餐。
他的名字是 Brian。他的狗叫 Steve。
— 5.🪐 (@luvhuss) 2026 年 2 月 21 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
ok honestly yeah thank god for that pic.twitter.com/orJqdWIwwD
— sierra (@sierralayko) February 21, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
好吧，老实说，感谢那张照片 pic.twitter.com/orJqdWIwwD
— sierra (@sierralayko) 2026 年 2 月 21 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
“women’s worst fear is late marriage” mine is being on Jeopardy and the person Ken talks to before me has the most hilarious, quirky story and mine is mediocre
— fat dennings (@sappharine) February 24, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
“女性最害怕的就是晚婚。” 我最害怕的是在《危险边缘》节目中，Ken 在我之前和一个人交谈，他有一个最搞笑、最古怪的故事，而我的故事却平平无奇。
— fat dennings (@sappharine) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
lying to my doctor when she asks if ive been sexually active lately by saying yes so she doesn’t think im a lame
— sarah (@sandwichlover7) February 21, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
当我的医生问我最近是否有过性行为时，我撒谎说有，这样她就不会觉得我很无聊。
— sarah (@sandwichlover7) 2026 年 2 月 21 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
going to start sending these out to people without any context. nothing inside, no return address pic.twitter.com/I8GLPg2vnW
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) February 25, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
我打算开始把这些寄给人们，而不提供任何上下文。里面什么都没有，没有回邮地址 pic.twitter.com/I8GLPg2vnW
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) 2026 年 2 月 25 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
Me: I killed my uncle
ChatGPT: That’s fine — You were in survival mode.
— ni (@556god) February 24, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
我：我杀了我的叔叔。
ChatGPT：没关系——你当时处于生存模式。
— ni (@556god) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
my husband was hyper intently watching me eat my breakfast burrito and I was like “oh haha why are you staring at me? do I look cute eating” and he goes “no I’m just terrified you’re going to spill on the couch”
— dana donnelly (@danadonnelly) February 24, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
我老公专注地看着我吃早餐卷饼，我问：“哦哈哈，你为什么盯着我？我吃东西看起来可爱吗？” 他回答：“不，我只是害怕你会把东西洒在沙发上。”
— dana donnelly (@danadonnelly) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
an actual text from my 28 year old boyfriend pic.twitter.com/no4uA1MZaf
— maybe: clare (@clur19) February 26, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
我 28 岁的男朋友发来的实际短信 pic.twitter.com/no4uA1MZaf
— maybe: clare (@clur19) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
living with a french partner means if more than two lights are on at once i immediately hear “c’est pas versailles ici”
— kate (@whoiskatrin) February 26, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
和一个法国伴侣生活意味着如果同时开着两个以上的灯，我立刻会听到 “c’est pas versailles ici”。
— kate (@whoiskatrin) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
Men be like I don’t have time for a relationship then watch a 50 minute youtube documentary on salt
— لا حولَ (@Idgafwarvet) February 26, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
男人们总是说我没有时间谈恋爱，然后却看着一部 50 分钟的关于盐的 YouTube 纪录片。
— لا حولَ (@Idgafwarvet) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
i bet it felt so good to yell HEAR YE HEAR YE in the town square
— via (@atrophicbtrfly) February 26, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
我敢打赌在城镇广场大喊 “听啊听啊” 一定感觉很好。
— via (@atrophicbtrfly) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
Obsessed with this kid sitting next to me on the train who has been holding a steadily melting snowball ever since he got on.
— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) February 26, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
我迷上了坐在我旁边的这个小孩，他自上车以来一直握着一个不断融化的雪球。
— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
looked up alyssa liu’s insta and this showed up instead 😭 this is so funny pic.twitter.com/YaD48PZIth
— Ginger Owl 🦉 (@owlginger7) February 22, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
查了一下 alyssa liu 的 Instagram，结果却出现了这个 😭 这太搞笑了 pic.twitter.com/YaD48PZIth
— Ginger Owl 🦉 (@owlginger7) 2026 年 2 月 22 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
sometimes the cameo in your dream is soooo niche like who even are you
— re: emma (@evemmore) February 21, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
有时候你梦中的客串角色是如此小众，像是谁啊。
— re: emma (@evemmore) 2026 年 2 月 21 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
next rage bait idea: like your own texts in an argument
— ebby ⁎⁺˳✧༚ (@luvshqrks) February 25, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
下一个愤怒诱饵的想法：在争论中给自己的短信点赞。
— ebby ⁎⁺˳✧༚ (@luvshqrks) 2026 年 2 月 25 日
</blockquote>
</div><img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/S.w9F6etRFJtIahE9OLddA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTI4MA--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/3104e5f23cdd8aae7efefb0bb56bb4b0" alt="" original-src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/S.w9F6etRFJtIahE9OLddA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTI4MA--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/3104e5f23cdd8aae7efefb0bb56bb4b0"/>
kaitlinkallee/Threads
<div class="lb-trans">kaitlinkallee/Threads
</div><img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/GE1wwWhCh4tLIiGxM0fC9g--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zMzY-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/287dd379462523bb2775ba6f04ba72e1" alt="" original-src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/GE1wwWhCh4tLIiGxM0fC9g--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zMzY-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/287dd379462523bb2775ba6f04ba72e1"/>
anacrazia/Threads
<div class="lb-trans">anacrazia/Threads
</div><img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/ezxLYXUt9nNAoqe9OI1ECw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zNDc-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/2dc66142df670520820025d971e3db09" alt="" original-src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/ezxLYXUt9nNAoqe9OI1ECw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zNDc-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/2dc66142df670520820025d971e3db09"/>
msburksii/Threads
<div class="lb-trans">msburksii/Threads
</div><img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/Ng4mzkU4nL.q7A6oVCSzkQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zMDI-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/01f02eb8b1ace891802f5728ae738f7a" alt="" original-src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/Ng4mzkU4nL.q7A6oVCSzkQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zMDI-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/01f02eb8b1ace891802f5728ae738f7a"/>
stephanielaflora/Threads
<div class="lb-trans">stephanielaflora/Threads
</div><img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/G_ukOZ1MGdHLcrBZCNtx8w--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zODQ-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/04f3848234c5553d4609de6c24252ffc" alt="" original-src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/G_ukOZ1MGdHLcrBZCNtx8w--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zODQ-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/04f3848234c5553d4609de6c24252ffc"/>
craftymichellebelle/Threads
<div class="lb-trans">craftymichellebelle/Threads
</div><img src="https://imageproxy.pbkrs.com/https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/svP9xlYRfxXJ2iNoZdCg3Q--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zNDI-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/6ed72dd4584e6c82fec034eb61c0bfbe" alt="" original-src="https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/svP9xlYRfxXJ2iNoZdCg3Q--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD0zNDI-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/6ed72dd4584e6c82fec034eb61c0bfbe"/>
hannahownes/Threads
<div class="lb-trans">hannahownes/Threads
</div><blockquote>
yesterday my brother went to a party while I was celebrating my new home..
my dad’s morning message: pic.twitter.com/RErel0tJm2
— ashley (@ashIyne) February 21, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
昨天我哥哥去参加派对，而我在庆祝我的新家..
我爸爸的早安信息：pic.twitter.com/RErel0tJm2
— ashley (@ashIyne) 2026 年 2 月 21 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
If you're having a bad day, just remember that someone is working for your old manager right now.
— Nithya Shri (@Nithya_Shrii) February 23, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
如果你今天过得不好，请记住，有人正在为你以前的经理工作。
— Nithya Shri (@Nithya_Shrii) 2026 年 2 月 23 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
one time i went on a first date with a guy who was 6’7 and he was waiting for me outside the bar and I handed him my ID because I thought he was the bouncer
— trash jones (@jzux) February 24, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
有一次我和一个身高 6 尺 7 寸的男孩第一次约会，他在酒吧外等我，我把我的身份证递给他，因为我以为他是保安。
— trash jones (@jzux) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
what if i donate my body to science and they go like &#34;wow, we can’t use this&#34;
— ravn (@mfnravn) February 23, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
如果我把我的身体捐给科学，他们会说 “哇，我们不能用这个” 怎么办？
— ravn (@mfnravn) 2026 年 2 月 23 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
Gonna start handing my husband a little stuffed animal when he loses an argument.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) February 22, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
我打算在我丈夫输掉争论时递给他一个小毛绒玩具。
— 你的另一个妈妈 (@difficultpatty) 2026 年 2 月 22 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
I’m just a girl standing in front of a Tuesday, asking it to be Friday
— kayy✈️ (@KoenaMokoenaaa) February 24, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
我只是一个女孩，站在星期二面前，恳求它变成星期五。
— kayy✈️ (@KoenaMokoenaaa) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
</blockquote>
</div><blockquote>
I’m dating so that I can go on buses I’ve never tried before
— delusional girl❤️🔥 (@roobytrap) February 24, 2026
</blockquote>
<div class="lb-trans"><blockquote>
我在约会是为了能坐上我从未尝试过的公交车。
— delusional girl❤️🔥 (@roobytrap) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
</blockquote>
</div><h3>Related...</h3>
<div class="lb-trans"><h3>相关...</h3>
</div><ul>
<li>The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week</li>
<li>The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week</li>
<li>The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week</li>
</ul>
<div class="lb-trans"><ul>
<li>本周女性最搞笑的推文</li>
<li>本周女性最搞笑的推文</li>
<li>本周女性最搞笑的推文</li>
</ul>
</div>Read the original on HuffPost
<div class="lb-trans">在 HuffPost 上阅读原文
</div>

本周女性最搞笑的帖子（2 月 21 日至 27 日）