互聯網的女性總是以她們聰明而簡潔的機智為我們的日子增添光彩。
每週，HuffPost Women 匯總她們幽默的思考。瀏覽本週來自女性的精彩推文、討論串和其他帖子，然後訪問我們的 “女性最搞笑推文” 頁面查看過去的匯總。
在這裏註冊我們的每週最搞笑推文通訊。
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在一本書中遇到了 ‘stot’ 這個詞，不知道是什麼意思，於是查了一下，定義是 ‘另一個詞是 pronk。’ 我是在中風嗎？
— robyn 👼 (@apocryphaI) 2026 年 2 月 23 日
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我絕不會把我媽媽送到養老院。她會和我哥哥住在一起，他一直是她最喜歡的。
— Mitchelle Karoro (@KaroroMitchelle) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
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真遺憾你昨晚沒能來！我們聚在一起談論你那部分無價值和不可愛的隱藏面，我們終於注意到了它，現在我們正在慢慢與你保持距離。我們還唱了卡拉 OK。
— tabitha arnold (@thetolerantweft) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
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我和同一個傢伙住了三年。以為他的名字是 Steve。我叫他 Steve。他的名字在我手機裏是 Steve。我去過他的公寓。
我們一起吃過晚餐。
他的名字是 Brian。他的狗叫 Steve。
— 5.🪐 (@luvhuss) 2026 年 2 月 21 日
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好吧，老實説，感謝那張照片 pic.twitter.com/orJqdWIwwD
— sierra (@sierralayko) 2026 年 2 月 21 日
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“女性最害怕的就是晚婚。” 我最害怕的是在《危險邊緣》節目中，Ken 在我之前和一個人交談，他有一個最搞笑、最古怪的故事，而我的故事卻平平無奇。
— fat dennings (@sappharine) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
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當我的醫生問我最近是否有過性行為時，我撒謊説有，這樣她就不會覺得我很無聊。
— sarah (@sandwichlover7) 2026 年 2 月 21 日
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我打算開始把這些寄給人們，而不提供任何上下文。裏面什麼都沒有，沒有回郵地址 pic.twitter.com/I8GLPg2vnW
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) 2026 年 2 月 25 日
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我：我殺了我的叔叔。
ChatGPT：沒關係——你當時處於生存模式。
— ni (@556god) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
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我老公專注地看着我吃早餐捲餅，我問：“哦哈哈，你為什麼盯着我？我吃東西看起來可愛嗎？” 他回答：“不，我只是害怕你會把東西灑在沙發上。”
— dana donnelly (@danadonnelly) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
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我 28 歲的男朋友發來的實際短信 pic.twitter.com/no4uA1MZaf
— maybe: clare (@clur19) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
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和一個法國伴侶生活意味着如果同時開着兩個以上的燈，我立刻會聽到 “c’est pas versailles ici”。
— kate (@whoiskatrin) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
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男人們總是説我沒有時間談戀愛，然後卻看着一部 50 分鐘的關於鹽的 YouTube 紀錄片。
— لا حولَ (@Idgafwarvet) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
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我敢打賭在城鎮廣場大喊 “聽啊聽啊” 一定感覺很好。
— via (@atrophicbtrfly) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
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我迷上了坐在我旁邊的這個小孩，他自上車以來一直握着一個不斷融化的雪球。
— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
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查了一下 alyssa liu 的 Instagram，結果卻出現了這個 😭 這太搞笑了 pic.twitter.com/YaD48PZIth
— Ginger Owl 🦉 (@owlginger7) 2026 年 2 月 22 日
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有時候你夢中的客串角色是如此小眾，像是誰啊。
— re: emma (@evemmore) 2026 年 2 月 21 日
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下一個憤怒誘餌的想法：在爭論中給自己的短信點贊。
— ebby ⁎⁺˳✧༚ (@luvshqrks) 2026 年 2 月 25 日
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昨天我哥哥去參加派對，而我在慶祝我的新家..
我爸爸的早安信息：pic.twitter.com/RErel0tJm2
— ashley (@ashIyne) 2026 年 2 月 21 日
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如果你今天過得不好，請記住，有人正在為你以前的經理工作。
— Nithya Shri (@Nithya_Shrii) 2026 年 2 月 23 日
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有一次我和一個身高 6 尺 7 寸的男孩第一次約會，他在酒吧外等我，我把我的身份證遞給他，因為我以為他是保安。
— trash jones (@jzux) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
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如果我把我的身體捐給科學，他們會説 “哇，我們不能用這個” 怎麼辦？
— ravn (@mfnravn) 2026 年 2 月 23 日
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我打算在我丈夫輸掉爭論時遞給他一個小毛絨玩具。
— 你的另一個媽媽 (@difficultpatty) 2026 年 2 月 22 日
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我只是一個女孩，站在星期二面前，懇求它變成星期五。
— kayy✈️ (@KoenaMokoenaaa) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
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我在約會是為了能坐上我從未嘗試過的公交車。
— delusional girl❤️🔥 (@roobytrap) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
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本週 HuffPost Women 的匯總展示了一系列女性幽默的推文和帖子，展現了她們的機智和幽默感。亮點包括關於家庭、關係和日常生活的搞笑軼事，比如一位女性開玩笑説她媽媽的居住情況，還有另一位關於誤認鄰居的趣事。這個彙編旨在帶來歡笑和快樂，鼓勵讀者訪問 “女性最搞笑推文” 頁面以獲取更多內容。讀者還可以註冊 “本週最搞笑推文” 通訊，以保持更新

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came across the word ‘stot’ in a book &amp; didn’t know what it meant so i looked it up and the definition said ‘another word for pronk.’ am i having a stroke?
— robyn 👼 (@apocryphaI) February 23, 2026
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在一本書中遇到了 ‘stot’ 這個詞，不知道是什麼意思，於是查了一下，定義是 ‘另一個詞是 pronk。’ 我是在中風嗎？
— robyn 👼 (@apocryphaI) 2026 年 2 月 23 日
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I would never send my mom to a nursing home. She will stay with my brother, who was always her favourite.
— Mitchelle Karoro (@KaroroMitchelle) February 26, 2026
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我絕不會把我媽媽送到養老院。她會和我哥哥住在一起，他一直是她最喜歡的。
— Mitchelle Karoro (@KaroroMitchelle) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
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Bummer you couldn’t make it last night! We all got together and talked about the hidden part of you that is worthless and unloveable, how we’ve all finally noticed it and now we’re slowly distancing ourselves from you. We did karaoke too
— tabitha arnold (@thetolerantweft) February 24, 2026
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真遺憾你昨晚沒能來！我們聚在一起談論你那部分無價值和不可愛的隱藏面，我們終於注意到了它，現在我們正在慢慢與你保持距離。我們還唱了卡拉 OK。
— tabitha arnold (@thetolerantweft) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
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I have lived next to the same guy for 3 years. Thought his name was Steve. I call him Steve. His name is Steve in my phone. l've been to his apartment.
We've had dinner.
His name is Brian. His dog is Steve.
— 5.🪐 (@luvhuss) February 21, 2026
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我和同一個傢伙住了三年。以為他的名字是 Steve。我叫他 Steve。他的名字在我手機裏是 Steve。我去過他的公寓。
我們一起吃過晚餐。
他的名字是 Brian。他的狗叫 Steve。
— 5.🪐 (@luvhuss) 2026 年 2 月 21 日
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ok honestly yeah thank god for that pic.twitter.com/orJqdWIwwD
— sierra (@sierralayko) February 21, 2026
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好吧，老實説，感謝那張照片 pic.twitter.com/orJqdWIwwD
— sierra (@sierralayko) 2026 年 2 月 21 日
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“women’s worst fear is late marriage” mine is being on Jeopardy and the person Ken talks to before me has the most hilarious, quirky story and mine is mediocre
— fat dennings (@sappharine) February 24, 2026
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“女性最害怕的就是晚婚。” 我最害怕的是在《危險邊緣》節目中，Ken 在我之前和一個人交談，他有一個最搞笑、最古怪的故事，而我的故事卻平平無奇。
— fat dennings (@sappharine) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
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lying to my doctor when she asks if ive been sexually active lately by saying yes so she doesn’t think im a lame
— sarah (@sandwichlover7) February 21, 2026
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當我的醫生問我最近是否有過性行為時，我撒謊説有，這樣她就不會覺得我很無聊。
— sarah (@sandwichlover7) 2026 年 2 月 21 日
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going to start sending these out to people without any context. nothing inside, no return address pic.twitter.com/I8GLPg2vnW
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) February 25, 2026
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我打算開始把這些寄給人們，而不提供任何上下文。裏面什麼都沒有，沒有回郵地址 pic.twitter.com/I8GLPg2vnW
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) 2026 年 2 月 25 日
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Me: I killed my uncle
ChatGPT: That’s fine — You were in survival mode.
— ni (@556god) February 24, 2026
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我：我殺了我的叔叔。
ChatGPT：沒關係——你當時處於生存模式。
— ni (@556god) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
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my husband was hyper intently watching me eat my breakfast burrito and I was like “oh haha why are you staring at me? do I look cute eating” and he goes “no I’m just terrified you’re going to spill on the couch”
— dana donnelly (@danadonnelly) February 24, 2026
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我老公專注地看着我吃早餐捲餅，我問：“哦哈哈，你為什麼盯着我？我吃東西看起來可愛嗎？” 他回答：“不，我只是害怕你會把東西灑在沙發上。”
— dana donnelly (@danadonnelly) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
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an actual text from my 28 year old boyfriend pic.twitter.com/no4uA1MZaf
— maybe: clare (@clur19) February 26, 2026
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我 28 歲的男朋友發來的實際短信 pic.twitter.com/no4uA1MZaf
— maybe: clare (@clur19) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
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living with a french partner means if more than two lights are on at once i immediately hear “c’est pas versailles ici”
— kate (@whoiskatrin) February 26, 2026
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和一個法國伴侶生活意味着如果同時開着兩個以上的燈，我立刻會聽到 “c’est pas versailles ici”。
— kate (@whoiskatrin) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
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Men be like I don’t have time for a relationship then watch a 50 minute youtube documentary on salt
— لا حولَ (@Idgafwarvet) February 26, 2026
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男人們總是説我沒有時間談戀愛，然後卻看着一部 50 分鐘的關於鹽的 YouTube 紀錄片。
— لا حولَ (@Idgafwarvet) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
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i bet it felt so good to yell HEAR YE HEAR YE in the town square
— via (@atrophicbtrfly) February 26, 2026
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我敢打賭在城鎮廣場大喊 “聽啊聽啊” 一定感覺很好。
— via (@atrophicbtrfly) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
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Obsessed with this kid sitting next to me on the train who has been holding a steadily melting snowball ever since he got on.
— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) February 26, 2026
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我迷上了坐在我旁邊的這個小孩，他自上車以來一直握着一個不斷融化的雪球。
— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) 2026 年 2 月 26 日
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looked up alyssa liu’s insta and this showed up instead 😭 this is so funny pic.twitter.com/YaD48PZIth
— Ginger Owl 🦉 (@owlginger7) February 22, 2026
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查了一下 alyssa liu 的 Instagram，結果卻出現了這個 😭 這太搞笑了 pic.twitter.com/YaD48PZIth
— Ginger Owl 🦉 (@owlginger7) 2026 年 2 月 22 日
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sometimes the cameo in your dream is soooo niche like who even are you
— re: emma (@evemmore) February 21, 2026
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有時候你夢中的客串角色是如此小眾，像是誰啊。
— re: emma (@evemmore) 2026 年 2 月 21 日
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next rage bait idea: like your own texts in an argument
— ebby ⁎⁺˳✧༚ (@luvshqrks) February 25, 2026
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下一個憤怒誘餌的想法：在爭論中給自己的短信點贊。
— ebby ⁎⁺˳✧༚ (@luvshqrks) 2026 年 2 月 25 日
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yesterday my brother went to a party while I was celebrating my new home..
my dad’s morning message: pic.twitter.com/RErel0tJm2
— ashley (@ashIyne) February 21, 2026
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昨天我哥哥去參加派對，而我在慶祝我的新家..
我爸爸的早安信息：pic.twitter.com/RErel0tJm2
— ashley (@ashIyne) 2026 年 2 月 21 日
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If you're having a bad day, just remember that someone is working for your old manager right now.
— Nithya Shri (@Nithya_Shrii) February 23, 2026
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如果你今天過得不好，請記住，有人正在為你以前的經理工作。
— Nithya Shri (@Nithya_Shrii) 2026 年 2 月 23 日
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one time i went on a first date with a guy who was 6’7 and he was waiting for me outside the bar and I handed him my ID because I thought he was the bouncer
— trash jones (@jzux) February 24, 2026
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有一次我和一個身高 6 尺 7 寸的男孩第一次約會，他在酒吧外等我，我把我的身份證遞給他，因為我以為他是保安。
— trash jones (@jzux) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
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what if i donate my body to science and they go like &#34;wow, we can’t use this&#34;
— ravn (@mfnravn) February 23, 2026
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如果我把我的身體捐給科學，他們會説 “哇，我們不能用這個” 怎麼辦？
— ravn (@mfnravn) 2026 年 2 月 23 日
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Gonna start handing my husband a little stuffed animal when he loses an argument.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) February 22, 2026
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我打算在我丈夫輸掉爭論時遞給他一個小毛絨玩具。
— 你的另一個媽媽 (@difficultpatty) 2026 年 2 月 22 日
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I’m just a girl standing in front of a Tuesday, asking it to be Friday
— kayy✈️ (@KoenaMokoenaaa) February 24, 2026
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我只是一個女孩，站在星期二面前，懇求它變成星期五。
— kayy✈️ (@KoenaMokoenaaa) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
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I’m dating so that I can go on buses I’ve never tried before
— delusional girl❤️🔥 (@roobytrap) February 24, 2026
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我在約會是為了能坐上我從未嘗試過的公交車。
— delusional girl❤️🔥 (@roobytrap) 2026 年 2 月 24 日
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