$NIO Inc(NIO.US) bought 6 call options expiring in two weeks, taking a small bet that the earnings report will be positive. If it really drops, I'll take the loss on the 6 put options I sold last week, take the underlying shares, and then sell call options to recover the losses. I'm bullish overall, and there's still the 5 put options as protection on the downside. I'm forced into a corner just like Laizi, surrounded on all sides, trying to be an unkillable little cockroach.

Laizi, do well in tomorrow's earnings report and make us proud. If you turn a profit, I'll go right out and get an L80 to celebrate, and I'll throw in a chicken drumstick for you 🍗.